Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Ancient Egypt

Setting: While visiting his Uncle Mark and Aunt Claranna, Max is watching a show on Ancient Egypt on the History Channel. It discusses how the Egyptians used slaves to build pyramids.

Some time later, Max is walking around hunched over.

Max: "When I grow up, I want to be a slave."

Exercise

Setting: Finishing dinner, it is decided the family will take a walk.

Emma: "Can we ride our bikes?"
Mom: "No, we are going to go for a walk."
Max: "Yes, we are going to walk because walking is exercise and exercise is good for your body. Mom and I will jog because we are good at it. I am an expert jogger."