Perfect

Setting: Max and Emma are eating breakfast on the deck in the bright morning sunshine. When checked on again, Max has moved from sitting on one of the plastic patio chairs to sitting under the table.
Mom: "Max, why were sitting under the table?"
Max: "Because I didn't want to sit on the chair."
Mom: "Why didn't you want to sit on the chair?"
Max: "Because it was too hard. So I sat under the table and it was just perfect."