Growing Up

Setting: It's morning and Dad is trying to find positive ways to convince Max to want to go to school today.
Dad: "Max, you want to be a fireman when you grow up right?"
Max: "Yes."
Dad: "Well to be a fireman you need to go to school so you can learn things that will help you."
Max: "I don't want to go to school."
Emma: "I want to be a princess when I grow up."
Dad: "Well... you need to learn things to be a princess too."
Emma: "Dad, will you teach me?"
Dad (nervously pondering lessons on elocution): "...To be a princess?"
Emma: "No, teach me to grow up."