Thursday, May 31, 2007

The Source of Germs

Setting: Emma is in a timeout and crying.
Emma (crying/whining):
"Dad, I need a kleenex for my tears!"
Dad: "When you stop crying and whining I will bring you a tissue.
More crying
Emma (more desperate):
"Dad, the germs are coming out!"
No response from Dad.
Emma (screaming): "Dad!!! The germs are falling on my skirt!!!!!"

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