Nativity

Setting: It's bedtime. While Dad was off in one bathroom, the kids finished brushing their teeth and proceed to play. Dad comes out to find both Max and Emma kneeling facing each other on a couch with blankets draped over their heads and bodies staring down at a stuffed Mickey Mouse lying between them on couch. Meanwhile they are singing Away in a Manger. They see Dad.
Max: "Hi Dad. I'm Joseph."
Emma: "And I'm Mary."
Max (pointing to Mickey): "And this is the baby Jesus."

Note: Doing his best to run downstairs to grab the camera and hurry back up, Dad was not quite quick enough.