Ready Reference Boy

Note: This is one of those entries that actually happened months ago but overlooked for entry. The Blogger's many apologies for your delay in entertainment.

Setting: The family is in the kitchen.
Max: "Mom, Mom, you gotta see this!"
Mom (at the kitchen table): "Bring it here Max so I can see."
Max (brings a large coffee table type book to the table): "Look. It's the Firth of Forth bridge in Scotland."
Mom: "Yes, it is Max."
Max: "But this is not where the cars go over. This bridge is just for trains."

Setting 2: Max leaves the table and returns about 5 minutes later with a second large book.
Max (as he points to a different picture showing both the Firth of Forth bridge and a second parallel bridge): "Here Mom. This is the bridge the cars go over."